Insta-friend.

Meet Mr. Esqueleto, our new housemate. He lives on our kitchen counter in a waterbottle that I nearly take a swig out of every time I absent-mindedly glance at it. Esqueleto has the amazing power to make us feel young. We're talking third grader kind of young (otherwise known as downright silly.) So I'd like to believe he's somewhat of a fountain of youth. And thus, when I finally take that fated swig I fully expect a youthful glow to inhabit my aura and perpetual protection against crows feet.